{"id":89,"date":"2006-03-03T16:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-03T16:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.trungson.com\/?p=89"},"modified":"2006-03-03T16:54:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-03T16:54:00","slug":"business-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.trungson.com\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"Business Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : &#8220;I will choose my own bride!&#8221; Father: &#8220;But the girl is Bill Gates&#8217;s daughter.&#8221; Son : &#8220;Well, in that case&#8230;ok&#8221; Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: &#8220;I have a husband for your daughter.&#8221; Bill Gates: &#8220;But my daughter is too young to marry!&#8221; Father: &#8220;But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.&#8221; Bill Gates: &#8220;Ah, in that case&#8230;ok&#8221; Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank. Father: &#8220;I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.&#8221; President: &#8220;But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!&#8221; Father: &#8220;But this young man is Bill Gates&#8217;s son-in-law.&#8221; President: &#8220;Ah, in that case&#8230;ok&#8221; This is how business is done!! good story<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : &#8220;I will choose my own bride!&#8221; Father: &#8220;But the girl is Bill Gates&#8217;s daughter.&#8221; Son : &#8220;Well, in that case&#8230;ok&#8221; Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: &#8220;I have a husband for your daughter.&#8221; Bill Gates: &#8220;But my daughter is too young [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.trungson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.trungson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.trungson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.trungson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.trungson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.trungson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.trungson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.trungson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.trungson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}